Post no bills. I make excellent guacamole and spend my evenings trying to out hoot the owl that lives in the gnarled cypress out yonder in our backyard. Otherwise, I try to start each day bewildered. The professional portion of my life is spent bamboozling people into letting me write about art. Seems to be working so far.
No purchase necessary. Winner will be selected at random on 01/01/2024. Offer available only in the U.S. (including Puerto Rico). Offer subject to change without notice. See contest rules for full details.
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