Allow These 32 Slumping Pumpkins to Ease Your November Blues

Cinderella was worried that her carriage would turn into a pumpkin, but what are pumpkins afraid of turning into? The answer, as it turns out, is much sadder pumpkins.

To celebrate the beautiful loneliness of the November jack o’ lantern, last week we asked Atlas Obscura readers to send us pictures of their moldy, sagging, aging Halloween pumpkins. You sent us a delightful array of slumped pumpkins (also referred to as “dumpkins” or “bumbos”), capturing a wide range of emotions. Some of your prumpkys look like they’re painfully sobering up from a night of hard partying. Many of them managed to develop the sunken-lipped grimace of someone missing their dentures. And others just look like they are crying out, fighting against the dying of the Halloween light. Like fingerprints, every sad pumpkin is unique, and they are delightful and haunting, each and every one.

Check out a selection of some of our very favorite submissions below. And be on the lookout for wonderfully sad pumpkins in your area. ‘Tis the season of the dumpkin.

Slumpin’ Smile

“Unfortunately, our pumpkin began to slump and rot within days of taking post in our front garden. His jaw slacked to one side, and his innards began to liquify into a black goo that resembled chewing tobacco.”

— Dusty Dean, Topeka, Kansas

The Ghost’s Gone Out of It

Submitted by Syd Rein

Funeral For a Friend

Submitted by Sandra, Tacoma, Washington

Bleary-Eyed Bumbos

Submitted by Dustin Martin

Lost the Will to Grin

Submitted by Dawn, Saint Augustine, Florida

Pac-O’-Lantern

Submitted by Rita Thurman, Kansas City, Missouri

Pumpkins on the Edge

“One was a bat, the other a spooky face with a creepy smile. [It looks] like it’s eating the ledge it was left on.”

— JP, Duluth, Minnesota

Oh Honey…

Submitted by Bob Brandon, Moberly, Missouri

Party Boyz

“One was cute and sweet, the middle was scarred and scary, and the third looked like Mike from Monsters Inc. [Now they’re] world weary and ravaged by the changing seasons.”

— Cass, Middle of Nowhere, Southwest Ontario

Jack & Jack

“I have been chronicling the decay of my jack o’ lanterns for many years now. My dude and I carve our pumpkins the day before Halloween and keep them on the front porch as long as humanly possible. I refer to this annual tradition in my Facebook photo albums as ‘Rot On,’ and it is always immensely popular with my eff-bee friends. When they are fresh, they are spooky and/or fun.

Jack and Jack, as they are known, always end up infinitely more creepy and dejected as time goes on. Sometimes they look like silly old drunks; sometimes they become grumpy old men; sometimes they are puddles of goo. However they turn out, we love them more the moldier they become.”

— Holly Engel, London, Ontario

King Underbite

Submitted by Angela Clatworthy, London, Ontario

You’re Only As Old As You Feel

Submitted by Catherine Hammond, Cambridge, Massachusetts

Moldy, Mad, and Ready to Sag

Submitted by Sage Billig, Arkansas

A Cry for Help

Submitted by Rob, Missouri

One Guilty-Looking Gourd

Submitted by Wayne Kew, Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania

Red-Eyed and Rotten

Submitted by Maddie K., San Diego, California

Smiling Too Hard

Submitted by Tif Slama

The Devil’s Dumpkin

Submitted by Jenn Ciccarelli

Bluuuuuugggggghhhh…

Submitted by Bert E. Shetler, Tucson, Arizona

‘Dead.’

Submitted by Dawn Terrizzi, Texas

Go Home, Bumbos. You’re Drunk.

Submitted by Joyce Remy

Put Your Dentures Back In, Grandpa

Submitted by Morgan Caubarreaux, Firestone, Colorado

Sag With a Smirk

Submitted by Diane Lieu, Los Angeles, California

One Dopey Dumpkin

Submitted by Kathryn Biallas, Phoenix, Arizona

‘Edvard Munch’s The Scream’

Submitted by Linda Colsh, Maryland

Harumph

Submitted by Malcolm Clark, San Francisco, California

Nom Nom Naw

Submitted by Eliza Abbey, Virginia

Skull Rot

“I think even the skull is sad we haven’t put him out of his misery.”

— Rebekah Rivera, Douglas, Wyoming

A Fire Inside

“Pathetic, in a really awesome way.”

— Tim, St. Louis, Missouri

‘A Drunk Witch.’

Submitted by Shawn Hendrix, Las Vegas, Nevada

‘Squirrel Food’

Submitted by Ed Adrian, Burlington, Vermont

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