Progressive Field, the home of the Cleveland Indians, before Game 1 of the World Series.
Progressive Field, the home of the Cleveland Indians, before Game 1 of the World Series. Arturo Pardavila III/CC BY 2.0

A version of this story originally appeared on Muckrock.com.

FCC complaints released to Allan Lasser regarding the 2016 World Series offer a grab bag of umbrage, including this rage against the tape delay …

accusation of cultural appropriation among Cleveland fans …

and this Chicagoan’s searing hatred for Joe Buck.

Take us away, █████ from Oakley!

Too honorable, indeed. Read the full complaints embedded below.