40-something year-old, mom, wife, F/T employee with a commute that is WAAAAY too long in the DC Metro area. Witty, a bit sarcastic, and with a kind of warped sense of humor more often than not.
No purchase necessary. Winner will be selected at random on 04/01/2024. Offer available only in the U.S. (including Puerto Rico). Offer subject to change without notice. See contest rules for full details.
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