I am a third generation Las Vegan.
My family first came to America on the Mayflower, and I had ancestors on both sides of the American Civil War.
I am an award-winning writer and artist.
I am currently working on an illustrated anthology in the style of an illuminated manuscript (which I have been working on for more than 20 years at the time of this writing).
I am a diagnosed schizoaffective with Borderline Personality Disorder, an untreatable condition which causes 2 out of 10 sufferers to commit suicide.
I am a former heroin/methamphetamine/cocaine addict, former homeless prostitute, and former denizen of the famous Las Vegas flood channels.
I am the happiest person I know (probably because I don't have to interact with other humans).
My closest friends are inside my head. They are far superior to humans, as far as intelligence goes; there has never been any human who made me laugh as much as they do.
No purchase necessary. Winner will be selected at random on 12/01/2022. Offer available only in the U.S. (including Puerto Rico). Offer subject to change without notice. See contest rules for full details.
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